Lord of the Underworld
Greetings, I may or may not be busy at this moment, either way I doubt your company will make a difference. Dead people to the left and the not so dead people to the right, no matter which group you belong to you will know me as Hades. Keep your hands and feet inside the cart at all time unless you feel like taking a permanent swim in the Styx while you're here.

[ This is an independent RP-blog for Hades. Everything on this blog will be roleplay unless anything else is said. ]

OBS! Good to know:
- Hades is based on both greek and roman mythology, as well as the Disney edition. So he will not follow everything you know about him etc etc. Check the headcanons for more details so you can get a better hint.
- Married since 25th of june 2012 with Hermes.
- ... and together they have a son called Erasmos.
- NSFW.
- Not a part of the Percy Jackson fandom.
- No OC children accepted; read the headcanons.
- I follow the #Deadhasneverbeenmorealive tag.
- Magic!Anon rules

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vengefulnature:

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And just what am I supposed to look forward to? What reason do I have to be optimistic?

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Someone once told me you can’t look expect something to happen for you unless you lift your own arse. -grins as he can finally use Hera’s word against her, even if it was about say four billion years- If you make plans for something you will like you will have something to look forward too, simple logic really. More coffee?

It’s been a dreadful morning

vengefulnature:

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And I wouldn’t be surprised if the rest of this day turns out even worse.

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Don’t say that, the day have barely started. 

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

  • I don’t always feel like doing asks.
  • I don’t always feel like doing threads.
  • I can be selective with what asks I answer.
  • I can be selective with what threads I reply to.
  • Sometimes my muse only agrees with specific threads or RP partners for day(s).
  • Sometimes I’m only in the mood for shenanigans.
  • Sometimes asks or threads get lost in the hullabaloo.
  • I’m human and I get tired.
  • I’m allowed to do what I want since I do this for fun.
  • Please don’t be upset with me because I do this because this is how I have to do it. If I try to answer everything at once, I grow exhausted and start to hate something I love. So please don’t push me.

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